
Perfect metaphor for my life. SCORE 144

Odin, God of Names SCORE 61

Stereotypes are fun. SCORE 262

Nice SCORE 70

How will people know I'm better than them? SCORE 374

So I heard there was discourse about Elf ears? SCORE 65

I can still hear him laughing SCORE 103

Victorian flex is a solid yes. SCORE 25

Generally How This Goes Down SCORE 76

So what does Harry do now that he's defeated everybody? SCORE 224

Modern love. SCORE 160

zing! SCORE 180

This cat prefers you mummified and in a tomb. SCORE 22

Thanks... SCORE 123

My aunt is 79 years old, a junior in college, bikes everywhere, swims 3x/week, spent 30 years traveling the world as a flight attendant, and once dated Joe DiMaggio. She is the coolest and most interesting woman I know. SCORE 150

Exactly. SCORE 296

Words SCORE 189

We're gonna need another deck! SCORE 18

Bonsai apple tree growing a full sized apple SCORE 128

When I'm reading a book. SCORE 271

I'm noticing a pattern here. SCORE 204

Street art graffiti on abandoned building SCORE 84

Yeah that's the one. SCORE 71

This is why I'm fat. SCORE 251

Pupper of Wall ST SCORE 44

Lying to yourself… SCORE 115

people need to understand this SCORE 233

The tall will abide. SCORE 31

Can I get some SCORE 135

Meanwhile on Tinder SCORE 59

Learn to prosper by yourself SCORE 22

Kitty Doing Chemistry SCORE 169