Perfect metaphor for my life. SCORE 144
Odin, God of Names SCORE 61
Stereotypes are fun. SCORE 262
Nice SCORE 70
How will people know I'm better than them? SCORE 374
So I heard there was discourse about Elf ears? SCORE 65
I can still hear him laughing SCORE 103
Victorian flex is a solid yes. SCORE 25
Generally How This Goes Down SCORE 76
So what does Harry do now that he's defeated everybody? SCORE 224
Modern love. SCORE 160
zing! SCORE 180
This cat prefers you mummified and in a tomb. SCORE 22
Thanks... SCORE 123
My aunt is 79 years old, a junior in college, bikes everywhere, swims 3x/week, spent 30 years traveling the world as a flight attendant, and once dated Joe DiMaggio. She is the coolest and most interesting woman I know. SCORE 150
Exactly. SCORE 296
Words SCORE 189
We're gonna need another deck! SCORE 18
Bonsai apple tree growing a full sized apple SCORE 128
When I'm reading a book. SCORE 271
I'm noticing a pattern here. SCORE 204
Street art graffiti on abandoned building SCORE 84
Yeah that's the one. SCORE 71
This is why I'm fat. SCORE 251
Pupper of Wall ST SCORE 44
Lying to yourself… SCORE 115
people need to understand this SCORE 233
The tall will abide. SCORE 31
Can I get some SCORE 135
Meanwhile on Tinder SCORE 59
Learn to prosper by yourself SCORE 22
Kitty Doing Chemistry SCORE 169
