Oh Google. SCORE 224
The Times Photoshoot. SCORE 282
If Nicki Minaj and Lil Wayne were both drowning… SCORE 265
My brain is like the Bermuda Triangle. SCORE 191
Applied Theoretical Physics SCORE 4
You are so cute… SCORE 336
Surprise me. SCORE 134
Mom was right about a lot of things. SCORE 229
Just a puppy. SCORE 148
Every time I spend the night at my girlfriend’s… SCORE 187
That’s a striking resemblance. SCORE 310
We spent 10 years looking for Bin Laden SCORE 321
STAR TREK HELP ME! SCORE 5
The world’s quietest room. SCORE 384
Basically. SCORE 171
I hate clothing tags. SCORE 171
After graduating top of my class SCORE 214
Your are better at Dying! SCORE 18
Every time. SCORE 294
The necklace I bought at an Imagine Dragons concert…Very Original Design. SCORE 14
My heart just melted. SCORE 82
Where they are now… SCORE 30
Eargasm Worthy SCORE -7
Exactly. SCORE 170
Canceling plans. SCORE 222
This is the Skycycle, a ride in Japan that is pedal powered. SCORE 283
How are you feeling today? SCORE 64
There’s no food left in the house SCORE 116
Costas Hummingbird SCORE 24
Society’s ugly SCORE 21
The Feels SCORE 14
Returned… SCORE 14
