Awkward SCORE 69
Plot twist! SCORE 41
Problem solved SCORE 34
Finally found my spirit animal SCORE 21
50 percent of ant marriages end in divorce SCORE 47
No emoji needed. Or wanted SCORE 45
Every sneeze after 25 could send you to the hospital SCORE 35
Coffee isn’t strong enough SCORE 40
Good boi summer SCORE 75
Life is a balancing act SCORE 54
This is why I’m single SCORE 32
Happy little trees SCORE 50
A sensitive cyclops SCORE 30
Would you prefer the CliffsNotes? SCORE 36
I forgot where my desk is located. Please help SCORE 33
The one with the boom stick! SCORE 36
For me? SCORE 45
This is why I keep my freezer full of ice cream. For the burns. SCORE 39
Same… SCORE 53
Nailed it SCORE 11
At least he read the recipe? SCORE 1
It’s my super power SCORE 44
What a cat-astrophe SCORE 24
Classic muffin hamster mix-up SCORE 40
Non-negotiable SCORE 44
Call 911 SCORE 17
Corbyn Dallas Multi-Pass SCORE 38
easy money SCORE 29
Needs more white SCORE 23
The original is still the king SCORE 39
You can skip the next one… hundred SCORE 39
Jinkies! SCORE 63