i am your coffee maker SCORE 13
the weezered of oz SCORE -2
bad guys don’t get noses SCORE 7
a baseball bat by any other name is just a hit stick SCORE 13
there’s no time to explain, get in the pea SCORE 27
i just need 8-12 hours of alone time in the morning SCORE 28
terrible storytelling expert SCORE 33
a true work of art SCORE 13
terry pratchett understood all humans deserve to be treated fairly SCORE 32
space facts on your back SCORE 37
don’t open the blinds while i watch my stories SCORE 15
no SCORE 23
kids reminded this grown man that sometimes it’s healthy to just… act like a kid SCORE 87
children practice reading books to shelter dogs so they don’t feel alone SCORE 27
me watching you edit my google doc SCORE 14
1882 us patent for a mousetrap SCORE 19
dogs only care about one thing and it’s disgusting SCORE 21
muggle born SCORE 15
every sneeze is dangerous when you’re an adult SCORE 26
if this doesn’t work i give up SCORE 12
wishbone taught us all classic literature SCORE 35
directions mean nothing to an amazon delivery person SCORE 12
shoutout to that one person that listens SCORE 47
turtles over tummy toning SCORE 34
help, i woke up SCORE 32
my coffee is confused about how it feels this morning SCORE 4
we have been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty SCORE 39
friday is perfect for delivery SCORE 22
marked safe from dishonor SCORE 9
the one tool that makes it impossible to open your kitchen drawer every time SCORE 29
how you feel after returning your shopping cart to the corral SCORE 10
rat snitch brian the good time ruiner strikes again SCORE 31
