Go ahead. Try to pet my belly. SCORE 9
Doing dips. SCORE 132
Wal-Mart cake SCORE 170
quiet fives SCORE -3
When you put a Starbucks next to a basketball court. SCORE -9
BLEEHHHHHH SCORE 149
clap your Hans SCORE 14
Thriller. SCORE 137
Are you Misha Collins? SCORE 340
My sister’s creepy two-legged cat. SCORE 13
12 Ways to Tie Your Shoe Laces SCORE 141
The Princess Bride was the original Game of Thrones. SCORE 146
My flat has a mouse… SCORE 181
School notes. SCORE 254
Stephen Hawking and John Oliver SCORE 173
This is my song! SCORE 90
No officer… SCORE 146
What torture. SCORE 190
The old switcharoo. SCORE 18
Get a life, Man! SCORE 249
I’m feeling lucky! SCORE 18
government logic SCORE 11
Teeth so white they can’t dance. SCORE 129
I Point and Laugh at Archaeologist SCORE 202
Putin might actually be a Bond villain. SCORE 161
Agent T SCORE 261
Shooting Stars SCORE 14
Every time I open a card from my grandma. SCORE 85
Water is wet SCORE 26
That’s a valid point SCORE 253
Uncultured swine, indeed. SCORE 332
Edinburgh, Scotland SCORE 135
