Be careful who you call ugly in middle school SCORE 89
Biologists vs. physicist vs. geologist SCORE 126
When my dentist asks when I last flossed SCORE 111
Decisions were easier in the 90s SCORE 104
When I die… SCORE 130
Responding to compliments like… SCORE 92
That moment of realization… SCORE 103
The eye of the tiger SCORE 113
Oh, Canada. SCORE 134
This was a question on my physics test SCORE 138
This is adorable SCORE 135
I wanna play this game SCORE 126
What do you do for fun? SCORE 101
Whoever did this is a genius SCORE 110
Not even once SCORE 58
Things you can say about your suit but not your girlfriend SCORE 116
Tips for aspiring Jedi SCORE 102
Growing up with glasses SCORE 133
The truth hurts SCORE 40
Sometimes you got to fail to succeed. SCORE 160
Ooops? SCORE 118
He’s a meth lab SCORE 56
Rio Olympics 2016 SCORE 61
I have a boyfriend SCORE 101
When you cancel your uber SCORE 59
RIP SCORE 63
In the event of an apocalypse… SCORE 96
They’re, their, and there SCORE 173
Sometime in the early 1900s SCORE 71
Can you describe the snake that bit you? SCORE 105
Why I don’t like the revolving gates at the subway station SCORE 46
Star Vars SCORE 55
