Cookie collapse SCORE 36
yes, bernie sanders should totally live in the US treasury building SCORE 57
…but mooom SCORE 60
Dad to the rescue! SCORE 73
Cuddly cloud SCORE 70
My child is punishing me. SCORE 49
Gamers for good. SCORE 106
Harry Potter and the gulag of secrets SCORE 90
Two butts, one vent. SCORE 106
The dangers of custom checks. SCORE 45
Just Jeep problems… SCORE 64
Serenity on the go. SCORE 71
*Delighted Bat Noises* SCORE 60
Barbie pagoda fungus is ridiculously attractive. SCORE 89
You is kind. You is smart. You is important. SCORE 61
Come to the party, leave with a vasectomy. SCORE 31
Bernie Sanders picking up trash at Burlington Park after being elected Mayor in 1981 SCORE 55
Hugs to scale. SCORE 72
You’re hired and you can work here as long as you want. SCORE 55
Get it, Bill. SCORE 78
No need for awkward small talk SCORE 110
Riddle of the Sphinx SCORE 86
You think YOUR guest list was big… SCORE 104
Friggan Canucks. SCORE 83
What does Puerto Rico contribute? SCORE 113
Smartphone maths. SCORE 35
[screaming intensifies] SCORE 54
If I find myself pushing 60, I didn’t live right. SCORE 73
Oprah Winfrey: The real self-made billionaire SCORE 102
Snoop respects the classics SCORE 103
Oopsie… I’m smarter than you… SCORE 115
Zing SCORE 70
