ursus americanus! SCORE 21
it’s data not data SCORE 19
fig newton shoes SCORE 15
failed eye test SCORE 34
there goes my week SCORE 22
where’s waldo SCORE 16
scooby can’t do SCORE 7
the wedding is off SCORE 23
there is no light in my darkness SCORE 7
choo choo SCORE 15
c’mon avocado makers! SCORE 23
so hungry i could eat you SCORE 12
stick em in a stew! SCORE 21
am i a dog? SCORE 18
resistance is futile SCORE 7
he’s got good balance SCORE 10
no depressed eggs SCORE 26
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why has god cursed me with a body? SCORE 1
just a touch SCORE 4
new perspective on life SCORE 14
in the washer and dryer it goes SCORE 31
it’s how she knew he was the one SCORE 21
raised on small bites SCORE 11
place your bets SCORE 5
spare cats SCORE 19
it’s a toupee SCORE 7
there is no such thing as a bad potato SCORE 16
sleeping does sound nice SCORE 19
it’s like i’m in the room SCORE 23
there’s always money in the cocktail dress SCORE 12
slow dumb cat SCORE 14
i take full responsibility SCORE 16
