turtle magic ritual SCORE 15
excuse me, this is America SCORE 13
is this satire? SCORE 14
friday is perfect actually SCORE 25
slap them SCORE 13
what did you think was going to be in there? sugar? SCORE 13
you are charcuterie SCORE 11
accidental beauty SCORE 31
memorable first customer SCORE 17
it’s perfect SCORE 21
i’ve finally found my true self SCORE 13
a cat wrote this SCORE 7
diet starts when stress stops SCORE 16
i like you better with your legs still attached SCORE 10
did i stutter? SCORE 12
always right or pleasantly surprised SCORE 22
zero traction SCORE 11
don’t insult al capone SCORE 29
every segment on the news SCORE 14
working cat SCORE 20
stuck in the middle with you SCORE 16
must. hold. it. together SCORE 13
because it did break on its own SCORE 15
cats find a way SCORE 23
i like bananas SCORE 9
a very small dog SCORE 15
a totally normal seat SCORE 11
you see, the day i was born SCORE 10
new slurs for british people SCORE 18
it’s spicy, you wouldn’t like it SCORE 17
you saw nothing! SCORE 17
I’m saying it. It’s cold outside SCORE 28
