I PUT TEAR GAS ON MY EGGS FOR BREAKFAST SCORE 24
Feed the birds… tuppence a bag. SCORE 21
Absolute class. SCORE 25
Dolly Parton gets no rest. SCORE 23
Le sigh… SCORE 25
Corona bad. SCORE 28
Beware the danger. SCORE 27
Long live the queen!? SCORE 30
Good luck with the investigation! SCORE 30
Top ten ways to get out of the draft… SCORE 18
Astronauts assemble! SCORE 22
Black Lives Matter Plaza by order of Mayor Bowser SCORE 27
Big wreckage… SCORE 24
US senator open calls for executions of Americans, BTW SCORE 24
This 5 legged toad from Springfield, probably. SCORE 14
Be petty SCORE 35
We need you, bud. SCORE 18
We are dedicated to the sciences. SCORE 21
Vanna White on the Price is Right, circa 1985 SCORE 24
Breonna Taylor’s killers are not in custody. Who else? SCORE 29
To the rescue? SCORE 24
The Fortune Cookies Are Sick Of Us SCORE 19
Technically Google is not at fault for how lost you are…. SCORE 28
🤔 SCORE 20
You are a fair bit more ragged, than I recall… SCORE 27
2020 will spawn some crazy Netflix shows… SCORE 31
Never forget. SCORE 30
Death by words SCORE 24
Preach, Papa. SCORE 41
Honey，I think there was a mix up at the hospital… SCORE 24
281 retweets, 302 <3 SCORE 37
everyone needs a bestie SCORE 27
