Chatting with my English friend. SCORE 7
The only Harlem Shake that I approve of. SCORE 252
How people see me. SCORE 233
I hate that moment. SCORE 148
The shelf life of food. SCORE 77
Accurate. SCORE 257
The universe is weird SCORE 9
Good guy Disney? SCORE 154
Dear God. SCORE 141
How marriage works. SCORE 65
That awkward moment when… SCORE 137
What you never knew you never knew, about Pocahontas. SCORE 193
How college makes me feel. SCORE 163
a song about quarks! feat. Hank from side show by vlog SCORE 10
Looks like. SCORE 73
Just Bill Murray SCORE 11
In an alternate universe. SCORE 72
You said you’d never forget! SCORE 199
You could claim anything is real… SCORE 197
Should you forward that email? SCORE 126
Beyonce’s zoo shoes. SCORE -260
Wisdom from Benjamin Franklin. SCORE 220
When you offer someone gum… SCORE 154
I wish I were so lucky. SCORE 280
All the Navies! SCORE 172
My OCD senses are tingling. SCORE 167
No homework in Finland. SCORE 621
Bunny yawns. SCORE 172
Friend level: Ginger. SCORE 115
I once had a goldfish who would break dance on the carpet… SCORE 194
What I imagine people watching me play Pokemon on the subway are thinking. SCORE 198
College life. SCORE 158
