don’t do it, ernie! There’s no going back if you do SCORE 34
email would be preferred SCORE 42
this person is a monster SCORE 45
your time to pop is coming SCORE 40
i miss him SCORE 63
how do they always know? SCORE -13
life after hogwarts was rough on snape SCORE 49
from the trashes i will rise again SCORE 40
he meant what he said SCORE 61
how do they always know? SCORE 11
clever girl SCORE -13
the bone illness SCORE 21
no no no no no no no woof SCORE 31
what aisle are the souls kept in? SCORE 34
gotta be his stunt double SCORE 35
works with chicken nuggets, not luxury vehicles SCORE 10
now you know SCORE 39
you don’t always have to like the same things to like each other SCORE 52
only people in witness protection know the truth SCORE 72
this really hits home SCORE 17
respect everyone SCORE 88
death with benefits SCORE 39
you will pay the ultimate price SCORE 33
whiskey is better than milk SCORE 23
happy thanksgiving SCORE 47
let us all kneel before our new master SCORE 46
sometimes it’s easier to just give up SCORE 41
please report back SCORE 25
a cat wrote this SCORE 61
he died twice SCORE 47
give me chrome or give me death SCORE 63
is this a good or bad thing, though? SCORE 26