How I feel applying for jobs fresh out of college. SCORE 227
Angry uterus is angry. SCORE 252
99 problems. SCORE 205
Seems legit SCORE 2
Too soon? SCORE -79
BURN! SCORE 11
How to kill a unicorn. SCORE -198
Be mine? SCORE 127
It’s Yolo Swaggins now… SCORE 145
This pizza wishes to exterminate you. SCORE 156
and none for Gretchen Weiners. SCORE 125
How to catch a cat. SCORE 126
Star Wars letterpress Valentine’s Day cards. SCORE 151
Love is in the air? SCORE 8
Texting while flying. SCORE 78
Oh, hai. SCORE 129
Grieving is hard. SCORE 2
His feet were cold. SCORE 152
I need this. SCORE 10
I don’t care~ SCORE 8
Friends. SCORE 165
Because, reasons. SCORE 28
Golden Snitch bracelet. SCORE 237
Yo dawg, I heard you liked emulators. SCORE 176
If everyone is entitled to their opinions… SCORE 14
The F word SCORE 0
Leafception. SCORE 172
What Guilt looks like SCORE 5
Whenever my crush isn’t into me. SCORE 190
Scumbag Dumbledore. SCORE 342
Scumbag cats… SCORE 122
Finally someone noticed… SCORE 558
