i knew dragons were real! SCORE 54
they have 5 stars on yelp SCORE 36
he was frozen in char-bonite SCORE 34
it was only a kiss, it was only a kiss SCORE 38
textbook-ception SCORE 50
where did that damn pen go? SCORE 16
time to call it a day SCORE 34
vampire didn’t want to be undead anymore SCORE 45
shit shit shit shit shit shit shit SCORE 36
one bag of bread can’t hurt SCORE 30
i won mine in a raffle SCORE 46
fan theories SCORE 33
cozy SCORE 36
worth every sin SCORE 32
today was a good day SCORE 38
This is how I know i’m getting old SCORE 36
gonna have to disagree with this one SCORE 5
i’ve named them. they are my friends SCORE 37
oh sweet release SCORE 50
not my vacuum cleaner SCORE 22
he’s got a family to feed SCORE 43
it all makes sense now SCORE 33
i missed the meeting SCORE 22
rude diet SCORE 36
place your bets! SCORE 48
Labrathor retriever SCORE 33
who in the group chat are we talking about behind their back? SCORE 42
everything is south america now SCORE 46
you’re gonna be here awhile SCORE 62
call me dr SCORE 32
i’m a real smart ass SCORE 34
the original American badass SCORE 88