Life choices are hard… SCORE 24
You should learn to shut your current one… SCORE 36
Party on Wayne. SCORE 35
Good luck on your safari. SCORE 35
AND I’D DO IT AGAIN SCORE 23
Just need a sec… SCORE 31
Whenever my wife or I want Little Ceasers we send each other this picture with no context. SCORE 28
Shred the evidence… SCORE 32
I don’t see the problem. SCORE 39
The secret ingredient is dirt. SCORE 34
Keep it t in your back pocket. SCORE 34
Wait a minute. SCORE 26
How are your 2021 goals coming along? SCORE 22
Mercy kill… SCORE 32
Life in the shire… SCORE 31
The Promening. SCORE 49
When whales fly… SCORE 30
Thanks I hate bags of pringles. SCORE 27
I’ve never wanted to burn US Currency before… SCORE 20
The expensive one? SCORE 22
Scientists have a talent for name conventions. SCORE 29
And my axe. SCORE 55
T Swifty moods SCORE 33
Is that a yes? SCORE 28
Now you ruined the click. SCORE 35
It could’ve just ended there… SCORE 44
Getting taken for a ride. SCORE 48
Gender is a love language. SCORE 19
The truth behind egg nog. An origin story. SCORE 1
You’re a good man, Dale. SCORE 58
Ozzy and his granddaughter are quite the pair. SCORE 33
Afghan boy with a plastic bag for a jersey got to meet Messi. SCORE 38
