Kermit in real life. SCORE 270
I think I have scoliosis. SCORE 303
Say it! SCORE 213
Mario’s mistake. SCORE 186
So much irony. SCORE 279
If diamonds are a girl’s best friend. SCORE 336
What really happened. SCORE 118
The moment you remember the homework you forgot to do. SCORE 280
Almost got away with it. SCORE 142
That’s my arse! SCORE 209
Strong words, IHOP. SCORE 202
Probiotics. SCORE 212
Call me maybe… PSYCH! SCORE 162
Turkey dubstep. SCORE 220
Scumbag death. SCORE 236
Silly puppy, chocolate is for humans. SCORE 299
You know what’s cool? SCORE 190
There are dozens of us. SCORE 150
ILY. SCORE 220
Like a boss. SCORE 267
Kids on leashes. SCORE 295
Butterflies in my stomach. SCORE 182
How to be a panda. SCORE 239
Mini Wabler is awesome. SCORE 141
Scumbag dingoes! SCORE 204
Dinosaur! SCORE 107
Forgiveness. SCORE 97
Why I never get the job. SCORE 181
What if the alien guy isn’t crazy? SCORE 272
There are two sides to every story. SCORE 288
You don’t say? SCORE 261
Oh, you want to sneak out? SCORE 244