I put a heart monitor on my dog. Now she looks like she’s going to bust a meth lab. SCORE 90
Giant crab spider on this trash can SCORE 71
Time to rethink your brand name. SCORE 69
Can’t deny that spark SCORE 109
How long does an Owl live? SCORE 72
Meeting my girlfriends parents.. SCORE 66
Time to durr my hurr SCORE 96
Working as a non-smoker SCORE 85
Alcohol vs. Marijuana SCORE 83
Minimum effort SCORE 71
My grandfather opened a plumbing business after WWII. The telephone number was "40". SCORE 95
Two brazilian fireman rescued a pretty fabulous sloth.. SCORE 82
Don’t give in! SCORE 85
I Still Haven’t Forgiven This Show SCORE 72
Arby’s… SCORE 92
My friend really likes dogs. SCORE 70
Under Water SCORE 98
George R.R. Martin, ladies & gentlemen SCORE 147
When my wife lets the dishes and dirty laundry build up in hopes that I will do them. SCORE 65
Got it? Good. SCORE 68
It’s time SCORE 97
Melanism Vs. Albinism In The Animal Kingdom SCORE 91
Weird SCORE 46
How A Tree Is Used SCORE 96
Me after spending all Saturday gaming. SCORE 76
Toilet lights are good for navigating darkness or helping children speak to demons. SCORE 71
Dem oils are hitting. Can you feel it!? SCORE 79
1 like = 1 nug SCORE 74
U May Think I’m A Horrible Person But… SCORE 89
I’m Trying To Get Out Of The Shower SCORE 80
I saw a lot new faces going all out at the gym today. SCORE 78
My cat recently discovered the dog bed SCORE 95
