If I could have any super power. SCORE 157
Poem by a Hungry Cat SCORE 167
C’mon man, there’re three bowls here SCORE 15
Becoming a vegetarian… SCORE 176
Things you never hear SCORE 213
I need easier goals… SCORE 17
Every gym owner on January 1st. SCORE 11
The Dying Squid SCORE 8
Squid Hat SCORE -16
How I spent my New Year’s Eve. SCORE 0
Taking off my skinny jeans SCORE 10
When I try to play sports SCORE 13
Something is wrong with Rihanna, she is always in a corner SCORE 16
totally! SCORE 210
The 12 days of a doggy Christmas! SCORE 202
Seriously. SCORE 214
Pun! SCORE 140
I owned the stage. SCORE 16
Walked into a Best Buy today… SCORE 198
Game over. SCORE 15
When someone asks me how my life is going SCORE 8
It’s a simple request… SCORE 141
Best Pillow EVER SCORE 12
It has begun… SCORE 95
Shut up and take my galactic credits! SCORE 11
I’ve read Harry Potter. SCORE 16
It’s that time of year again SCORE 8
Blankets. SCORE 153
Josh Hutcherson making fun of his own height. SCORE 269
In an alternate universe… SCORE 8
Yes. Yes I would. SCORE 244
Pun! SCORE 198
