This breaks the cat. SCORE 68
The things we do for each other… SCORE 83
Washer/dryer combo for sale SCORE 73
Oh my lawd. SCORE 79
The icon Target uses for onions at checkout SCORE 56
When you were blinded by the light, but seem to be doing OK now… SCORE 47
The word of the puppo SCORE 55
Advanced Twitter SCORE 116
I GUESS SCORE 45
Nothing like a good trot in the snow… SCORE 69
Forbidden snack: The Banana Eel, named for its coloration and markings resembling a ripe banana SCORE 57
Inconceivable. SCORE 57
Self depracating life hacks. SCORE 95
This is advanced homelessness SCORE 39
*smol crunches* SCORE 38
Protect a tree with the corpses of his dead friends SCORE 39
The life of a book. SCORE 74
I could live in this Matrix… SCORE 55
Walk and talk its. SCORE 73
Timeout buddy. SCORE 25
Welp. This is my life now. SCORE 39
James Fridman teaches students what a cool teacher should look like SCORE 106
Are you even real? SCORE 113
A lobsters life for me! SCORE 43
+ cry. SCORE 118
The Motel 6 will provide. SCORE 64
Welcome! Our Kinder surrender checkpoints are your first stop, after which you are free to peruse our gun dispensaries… SCORE 72
I’d rather not know.. SCORE 55
Schrodinger’s Tupperware SCORE 48
Can’t teach an old lady new friends. SCORE 77
Mama no. SCORE 52
Easily the most underrated line. SCORE 47
