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Makes+you+look+weird
Must+have+been+all+the+Cheetos%3F
Must have been all the Cheetos? SCORE 33
Military+grade+leggings
Military grade leggings SCORE 61
Smile+and+breathe
Smile and breathe SCORE 36
That%26%238217%3Bs+not+how+independence+works.
That’s not how independence works. SCORE 29
Have+I+learned+nothing%3F
Have I learned nothing? SCORE 40
No+one+needs+seven+dogs
No one needs seven dogs SCORE 28
Sports%21
Sports! SCORE 42
Nacho+cheesier+Doritos%2C+baby
Nacho cheesier Doritos, baby SCORE 33
Still+can%26%238217%3Bt+get+past+his+CGI+upper+lip
Still can’t get past his CGI upper lip SCORE 29
Scientist%3A+%2Aholds+back+evil+laughter%2A+I+swear+it+was+an+accident.
Scientist: *holds back evil laughter* I swear it was an accident. SCORE 50
Proceed
Proceed SCORE 30
Did+humanity+learn+nothing+from+the+Terminator+franchise%3F%3F%3F
Did humanity learn nothing from the Terminator franchise??? SCORE 27
Need+some+ointment+for+that+burn%3F
Need some ointment for that burn? SCORE 30
Negotiating+fail
Negotiating fail SCORE 15
The+system+works
The system works SCORE 52
Shoulda%2C+coulda%2C+woulda
Shoulda, coulda, woulda SCORE 39
I+was+upset+until+I+got+to+the+reason
I was upset until I got to the reason SCORE 23
Yo+ho+ho
Yo ho ho SCORE 37
And+cheese
And cheese SCORE 26
Fatality
Fatality SCORE 40
They+really+should+have+expected+this.
They really should have expected this. SCORE 51
You+might+call+it+an+umbrella+corporation
You might call it an umbrella corporation SCORE 44
How+much+does+he+spend+on+gas%2C+though%3F
How much does he spend on gas, though? SCORE 40
Medical+degree+by+Google
Medical degree by Google SCORE 64
Honestly+a+great+question
Honestly a great question SCORE 24
At+least+they%26%238217%3Bre+honest.
At least they’re honest. SCORE 62
It%26%238217%3Bs+the+thought+that+counts
It’s the thought that counts SCORE 38
But+Carmen+Sandiego+is+a+real+person.
But Carmen Sandiego is a real person. SCORE 11
Yeah%2C+GTFO+works+for+me
Yeah, GTFO works for me SCORE -35
Wrong+number
Wrong number SCORE 36
Anyone+else+relate+to+this+too+much%3F
Anyone else relate to this too much? SCORE 34
What+murder%3F
What murder? SCORE 45
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When+he%26%238217%3Bs+stressed%26%238230%3B
When he’s stressed… SCORE 188
When+I+lose+my+mom+at+the+store.
When I lose my mom at the store. SCORE 12
Ads+by+Tumblr
Ads by Tumblr SCORE 210
Thank+you+for+smoking.
Thank you for smoking. SCORE 155
find+out
find out SCORE 21
Dress+for+the+job+you+want.
Dress for the job you want. SCORE 10
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