These snozberries taste like snozberries! SCORE 105
How Dorthy dies. SCORE 81
Hippos kill more people every year than sharks. SCORE 119
Pinguecula (1931) SCORE 50
Call the lawyers. SCORE 154
Burn! SCORE 249
Genius. SCORE 145
Seal SCORE 28
If you are reading this… SCORE 113
Helpful Advice #11: Planning SCORE 1
How to troll your girlfriend. SCORE 231
Piano for rap. SCORE 180
Hey Jasmine! SCORE 248
The “Just O.K. White Shark.” SCORE 88
oh nostalgia… SCORE 239
If you think you’re having a bad day… SCORE 152
How to troll your girlfriend. SCORE 131
How internet arguments work. SCORE 159
Must. Reach. Lamp. SCORE 114
Accurate. SCORE 112
He is the Juan Percent. SCORE 93
Being sick. SCORE 140
Helpful Advice #393: Profound SCORE 4
Probably… SCORE 185
What would you do for a Klondike Bar? SCORE 121
How seasons work. SCORE 158
I should buy a boat. SCORE 118
How to piss off your designer friends. SCORE 101
Never forget. SCORE 159
Hello? Yes this is bathtub. SCORE 114
Rock vs. paper. SCORE 228
Towards a grand unification of cutlery. SCORE 70