18-Tons of Cocaine seized by the US Coast Guard in a bust SCORE 116
We were somewhere around Russia when the drugs began to kick in. SCORE 73
Signed, patient neighbor who is no longer patient. SCORE 169
The more time I spend arguing the more I’m reminded of this. SCORE 107
X x X X X X SCORE 85
This is what she does every time she sees my feet. SCORE 79
Ken M’s second cousin SCORE 185
Jesus Christ.. SCORE 202
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Estrogen SCORE 130
you learn something new everyday! SCORE 98
This is a good person. SCORE 97
In my defense, I’m pretty sleep deprived SCORE 64
We can still crack open a cold one, right after my alcohol counseling class.. right? SCORE 122
What Do We Say To The God Of Updates? SCORE 83
Microwave Popcorn SCORE 76
I like your name. SCORE 189
The moon is stealing our water! SCORE 137
When everything is about productivity SCORE 78
I will carry this egg for you. SCORE 152
The Only Way He Stays Calm SCORE 153
Don’t do drugs SCORE 115
Some flavors should never be carbonated SCORE 89
Chinese doctors bowing to a child whose organs saved several lives before he died of brain cancer SCORE 207
Only 16 People Live Here SCORE 122
The Queen talking to exhausted fire fighters SCORE 123
He is risen SCORE 69
Yes please. SCORE 121
Johnny Depp visiting cancer patients in the hospital dressed as Captain Jack Sparrow. SCORE 97
levels of typos SCORE 158
Ironically, I had the opposite impression SCORE 71
Disney movies SCORE 128
Sir Alec Guinness Showing Commitment. SCORE 107