Ellen's favorite tweets SCORE 182
I'll be waiting for you. SCORE 85
These birds are appropriately named as "Flying Apes". SCORE 119
Content in women's magazines. SCORE 229
How to troll Batman. SCORE 143
802.11-baby SCORE 34
Quidditch practice. SCORE 277
Abort mission! SCORE 149
Student gave me this very convincing note in first period. SCORE 97
Take a pitcher, it'll last longer! SCORE 130
Artist sketches a man's late wife by his description... SCORE 104
The First 10,000 Digits Of Pi Illustrated SCORE 153
Makes sense... SCORE 210
I hate when teachers do this... SCORE 278
What the police get called about in one of America's richest towns. SCORE 225
Shower Safety SCORE 37
All the signs were there. SCORE 241
Someday, In The Future SCORE 110
Where are my testicles, Summer? SCORE 111
Treadmills take some practice. SCORE 153
My Dog Is Not Normal SCORE 85
Trick or treat! SCORE 46
Scumbag birds SCORE 192
If people killed people for being annoying SCORE 220
Words. SCORE 202
The year of money. SCORE 169
I just hope I don't sneeze. SCORE 144
This Girl Definitely Knows How To Defend Herself SCORE 182
This snake came to the wrong neighborhood. SCORE 202
Goodness, Look At Those Costumes... SCORE 78
Make it cool SCORE 205
My life, in a nutshell. SCORE 107
