ah yes, joy is here SCORE 17
that moment when netflix causes self reflection SCORE 12
here, enjoy my people’s brains SCORE 19
one person’s trash… SCORE 16
i swear i’m not pretentious i just forget the easy words SCORE 39
if i just lay here SCORE 11
ah yes, the 15-years post-puberty teenager SCORE 31
mind-o your own business SCORE 22
that’s weird i don’t think i got it SCORE 12
check in on your friends, send them memes <3 SCORE 21
me talking to my boss SCORE 25
en garde SCORE 22
grammar police everywhere SCORE -9
FYI: SCORE 22
guess we’ll never know SCORE 27
well…that does increase the chance of being remembered SCORE 26
the answer is “yes” SCORE 16
here, have these cookies SCORE 18
where is that on a scale of 10 SCORE 28
you’re hired SCORE 22
“f”, “L”, “plus ratio” – “twitter for android” SCORE 12
you tell ’em, gerald! SCORE 17
time to sleep for 800 years SCORE 19
perfect imitation, george! SCORE 28
playing hard to get SCORE 18
truly ahead of her time SCORE 25
someone has to give stimulating conversation SCORE 30
debating whether you should lay back down or muster up the energy to get moving SCORE 12
this is quite the life SCORE 12
ol’ reliable SCORE 24
nothin’ like a good cup’a john’s SCORE 15
just one day… SCORE 23
