I’d be making s’mores over the fire SCORE 44
The test results are in, and you are a terrible person SCORE -36
*puts postage stamp on baby alligator. Gets bit* SCORE 9
Only on days that end in y SCORE 41
80 hours these days SCORE -19
Sizzle, pork, and (Google) maps SCORE 42
I can see my brain I rolled my eyes back so far SCORE 33
Why would you farm coyotes? SCORE 66
Busted! SCORE 31
F.O.C.U.S. people SCORE 35
And I’ll do it again SCORE 38
I laughed at this more than I should have SCORE 52
Walmart parenting fails. Lol SCORE 29
We both go down, together SCORE 56
Always be nice to crows SCORE 30
Edison was the original gangster SCORE 58
I knew the avocado fact! SCORE 37
The things men do to get laid… SCORE 16
Dreams do come true SCORE 67
I just became more metal SCORE 33
No hollow gesture here SCORE 84
Squided really called it like she saw it SCORE 65
15, max. SCORE 52
Marvel at my genius! SCORE 48
Satan is a fish SCORE 42
The universe had a score to settle SCORE 35
And now the movie is ruined SCORE 34
Mother fluffer SCORE 40
Real American hero SCORE 41
A match made in pineapple heaven SCORE 40
A voice we can trust SCORE 55
Axe and you shall receive SCORE 50
