And he didn’t even finch SCORE 109
200 calories worth of carrots vs. 200 calories worth of Kit Kats SCORE 59
I’m really big on carp anyway… SCORE 73
Mentally Unbalanced People SCORE 39
I hope there’s a place like this when I get old SCORE 248
I Need This Shower In My Life SCORE 82
Interior of a Glass Igloo House SCORE 78
Horses ARE cool SCORE 111
I’m not ready yet SCORE 14
A Flamingo SCORE 145
Be Lucy SCORE 76
Choreographed sword fight SCORE 120
Quick, Fly Us Out Of Here SCORE 155
How NYC uses energy to heat its buildings SCORE 14
When kitteh joins Army SCORE 78
If You’re Having An Affair SCORE 135
Every Country Has Their Independence Day… SCORE 88
Only Snoop Dogg could be this smooth SCORE 94
Dad: I’m On Some Flight Next To A Rapper… SCORE 94
The only Donald for me SCORE 71
See The Good Side In A Bad Situation SCORE 107
And who says library’s aren’t cool? SCORE 113
Maybe it’s maybeline. SCORE 98
How To Solve A Physics Problem SCORE 98
When my friend, who works for the state, complains that she pays too much in taxes. SCORE 59
Well played, Sharon… SCORE 79
Please Don’t Ask SCORE 76
Measures of success SCORE 81
I Locked My Parents Out Of The Car SCORE 110
To my wife and my children…. SCORE 131
Create drunk, edit sober SCORE 33
My Man! SCORE 108
