my ancestors would be so ashamed SCORE 19
uhh, da pizza is-a very benne SCORE 15
no, *I’m* the funny friend SCORE 13
flattered you use your ram for Slow Robot and IWSMT SCORE 24
or quoting your favorite commercials because you couldnt skip them SCORE 46
the perfect hybrid of generational performance SCORE 35
penguin publishing needs to unionize SCORE 33
if someone isn’t willing to understand memes with you, LEAVE THEM SCORE 39
nearly had blunt trauma SCORE 15
a severe whalement SCORE 5
never seen a more perfect metaphor SCORE 15
built in salt for exfoliation while cleaning, too! SCORE 16
where do i even start SCORE 22
consider this fact SCORE 20
a true classic SCORE -9
a+ sign SCORE 33
i dont even know what to say SCORE 25
oh, it’s been two days? *goes bad* SCORE 30
the gall of this lad SCORE 23
a masterclass in professionalism SCORE 24
main character energy SCORE 40
putting the “art” in “chart” SCORE 30
if you find some, lmk SCORE 15
where do i apply SCORE 12
aw, rats SCORE 22
gee, that sure happens fast SCORE 39
that feeling when you get the wind knocked outta ya SCORE 7
when i lived at home, this was me 100% SCORE 22
it’s a tough job but somebody’s gotta do it SCORE 26
starting at $600 SCORE 13
honestly i’ve been feeling the need for them since 25 SCORE 24
getting good work done SCORE 23
