I think Elon is a believer… SCORE 60
He loves me? He loves me not. SCORE 61
No thanks to you, Dumbledore SCORE 49
Shooter SCORE 53
Her wireless hamster isn’t working SCORE 77
Landlord Did Mention A Small Infestation SCORE 72
Rain, seen from a plane SCORE 88
Why is he staring at me? SCORE 69
Bear Jui Jitsu SCORE 51
Battle of the Bugs SCORE 44
This is why you don’t park in the striped area in a handicap zone. SCORE 86
Entrances be crazy. SCORE 83
Jesus would you look at the time SCORE 56
Riddle me this SCORE 81
They must’ve known I was coming SCORE 71
So distraught SCORE 77
Protesting homophobia SCORE 77
Overpopulation SCORE 92
Don’t talk around your phone or else you’ll insta-ntly get an ad SCORE 71
Met one of those guys from the math problems tonight. SCORE 62
Lake Hillier, Australia SCORE 56
This ridiculous cactus SCORE 66
Dear Parents, Stop Getting In Your Kids Faces… SCORE 85
Lap Pool SCORE 69
Costco believes recycling is trash SCORE 53
Dreams SCORE 92
Tattoos are a chore. SCORE 94
Snitching on a national level SCORE 50
Someone is having a day… SCORE 69
Woaaaaaaaaa…… SCORE 63
Found this at a garage sale SCORE 57
I kept my hotel key cards from my first year working for the airlines SCORE 54
