Being the third wheel can be catastrophic. SCORE 49
Old but gold. SCORE 42
Your sacrifice has been seen. SCORE 70
@IRS SCORE 47
The IT guy at work sent me a new mouse and poked air holes in the envelope. SCORE 67
Outstanding move. SCORE 90
Teachers who love their jobs. SCORE 95
He dried for our sins SCORE 45
Egg Opal SCORE 67
Bananas require peeling SCORE 56
Grandpa’s are bad at things sometimes. SCORE 52
I’m not paranoid… YOU’RE paranoid! SCORE 52
The best kind of eggs SCORE 74
Dads are > moms SCORE 28
Jesus take the kitty. SCORE 60
What is my purpose? SCORE 63
Ya’ll acting a fool, IMO. SCORE 34
smell ya later SCORE 69
Black cat open casting call for the 1961 Edgar Allan Poe film, Tales of Terror. SCORE 57
I demand a parley! SCORE 48
Diets are for New Years… SCORE 50
You spin me right round baby right round… SCORE 55
Everything is an event. SCORE 65
Oh… congrats? SCORE 60
Technology doesn’t agree with me… SCORE 54
The BFF connection… SCORE 60
Veggie Tales for life. SCORE 94
Good guy, The Night King. SCORE 48
President Ronald Reagan wearing sweatpants on Air Force One, 1986 SCORE 50
Group effort. SCORE 50
That’s one way to say it SCORE 87
A cat ladder SCORE 56
