HOW TO PROPERLY PLAY WITH HUMAN SCORE 0
Oh, Michigan. SCORE 101
Milk SCORE 143
Exiting Public Bathrooms SCORE 32
Goddammit Ikea SCORE 5
When you blatantly lie on your resume SCORE 117
Getting these for my house SCORE 9
Just found my new shower curtain. SCORE 8
Every Day Is Leg Day SCORE 5
Americans And Their Distances SCORE 169
If I Had A Dollar For Every Time… SCORE -3
When School Gets Hard, Just Remember SCORE 15
Accurate. SCORE 16
Cupcakes are healthy. You’re welcome. SCORE 6
We are a very contemplative generation. SCORE 206
Dog Years Portraits Of Aging Dogs That Will Melt Your Heart (by Photographer Amanda Jones) SCORE 11
that’s it, I’m voting for Bernie. SCORE 12
The experience of true panic SCORE 12
You’re not you when you’re hungry SCORE -30
Dumbledore Books SCORE 5
Why Aren’t We Funding This Right Now? SCORE 12
Running Electricity Through a Pencil SCORE 24
WUT SCORE 74
Oh god, I can still hear their screams! SCORE 6
Yes, Yes It Does SCORE 156
Hillary’s reaction to all the accusations of lying SCORE 6
A Giraffe’s Coffee SCORE -4
Logic, is that you? SCORE 14
Not On This One SCORE 9
Time to durr my hurr SCORE 13
Oh Ted… SCORE 112
Damascus, Syria, Before And After SCORE 87
