i knew dragons were real! SCORE 54
the words just never come out right SCORE 38
yeah, no, that’s not mittens SCORE 41
the original American badass SCORE 88
shit shit shit shit shit shit shit SCORE 36
i missed the meeting SCORE 22
This is how I know i’m getting old SCORE 36
he was frozen in char-bonite SCORE 34
cozy SCORE 36
i’ve named them. they are my friends SCORE 37
i feel seen SCORE 31
he chose avocado over home ownership SCORE 42
how is the eagle? SCORE 40
i can’t see my toes SCORE 27
they’re gonna get married SCORE 8
which do you choose? SCORE 23
not my vacuum cleaner SCORE 21
vampire didn’t want to be undead anymore SCORE 45
everything is south america now SCORE 46
oh sweet release SCORE 50
thats a gangster move right there SCORE 17
place your bets! SCORE 48
rude diet SCORE 36
the ultimate five-year plan SCORE 32
come to daddy! SCORE 30
he’s got a family to feed SCORE 43
thanks for nothing mom and dad! SCORE 60
the shape of soup SCORE 44
i’m a real smart ass SCORE 34
it shouldn’t even be a word that exists SCORE 45
it all makes sense now SCORE 32
he’s thinking about the squirrel that got away SCORE 37
