My feelings about public pools. SCORE 232
Seriously though… Wtf? SCORE -326
Mark Twain gets it. SCORE 219
Watching your alarm clock one minute before it’s suppose to go off. SCORE 186
I want to do this. SCORE 295
Matt Smith Everyone SCORE 16
Yeah, I’m a penguin. Deal. SCORE 2
The happiest dog. SCORE 144
Sci-Five! SCORE 141
See you guys in a few months. SCORE 195
He told me he’d buy me a boat… SCORE 10
Whenever a mosquito is buzzing around my head. SCORE 179
Don’t Touch the Cheekbones SCORE 199
Lucid Dreaming SCORE 19
I whip thy wig to and fro SCORE 107
Shadow Puppets SCORE 10
Things To do. SCORE 15
No. Really. This should be a thing. SCORE 9
Life is rough sometimes. SCORE 281
Voldemort is hand sanitizer. SCORE 279
Battering chicken logic. SCORE 149
The new Batman SCORE 11
Jim Gaffigan must be a great dad. SCORE 231
Tuna disposal. SCORE 189
Do you want to taco ’bout it? SCORE 241
The arctic summer. SCORE 239
…Yummy… SCORE 5
DISNEY AWESOMNESS. SCORE 17
This happens way too often SCORE 11
My life is a lie. SCORE 265
Now you have me worried. SCORE 191
She Was Asking For It SCORE 8
