Cars vs. Public transit. SCORE 195
I think I have too many tabs open... SCORE 228
Why not SCORE 100
valid question tho SCORE 158
Help me, help us. SCORE 41
Apparently not immortal. SCORE 103
Tis the season! SCORE 118
Welcome to the real world kid. SCORE 135
Never hear about gran. SCORE 20
She gets it. SCORE 422
This might be my favorite Tweet of all time SCORE 105
What you want at that age. SCORE 295
Hugz? SCORE 82
Hello? Yes this is bathtub. SCORE 113
Lemon Stewie. SCORE 110
Hooters SCORE 86
Whenever I eat Cheetos. SCORE 89
NOBODY SCORE 26
How I feel about people that use the word "swag." SCORE 206
Story of my life. SCORE 215
I think it's what it would have wanted SCORE 41
Dad. Stop. SCORE 78
Nerdy Dads are Amazing SCORE 129
Well... I think this is cool SCORE 228
I didn't choose the grumpy life... SCORE 68
Last Christmas I gave you my heart... SCORE 129
Ohhh tail! SCORE 98
Don't get salty SCORE 42
A life in the shower. SCORE 217
A moment of silence for the fallen. SCORE 294
I've very jealous SCORE 134
To the people who design websites for restaurants SCORE 135
