Life is a balancing act SCORE 54
Good boi summer SCORE 75
Gotta work to eat SCORE 75
Awkward SCORE 69
Happy little trees SCORE 50
Same… SCORE 53
It’s my super power SCORE 44
This is why I keep my freezer full of ice cream. For the burns. SCORE 39
You can skip the next one… hundred SCORE 40
The Devil’s Advocate… SCORE 5
Important Chipotle Hack SCORE 63
I cried then fell asleep SCORE 46
Corbyn Dallas Multi-Pass SCORE 39
easy money SCORE 29
What about Linux? SCORE 45
What a cat-astrophe SCORE 24
She doesn’t need to watch the movies, she’s going to live them SCORE 55
Seagulls can’t read. And don’t care SCORE 31
No emoji needed. Or wanted SCORE 46
Plot twist! SCORE 42
At least he read the recipe? SCORE 1
Every sneeze after 25 could send you to the hospital SCORE 36
Coffee isn’t strong enough SCORE 40
This is why I’m single SCORE 32
The obvious answer is always the right answer SCORE 47
50 percent of ant marriages end in divorce SCORE 47
Jinkies! SCORE 63
Would you prefer the CliffsNotes? SCORE 36
Let’s just be friends SCORE 24
Classic muffin hamster mix-up SCORE 40
The one with the boom stick! SCORE 36
The obvious answer SCORE 26