an actual warning ad from the ’70s SCORE 25
cook dammit SCORE 13
pet frog SCORE 32
how is that even possible? SCORE 22
horror movies are the best form of birth control SCORE 8
hungry hungry hippo SCORE 16
on my way to save you! SCORE 18
my own best friend because i have no other friends SCORE 27
let’s hold off judgment until we know what they charge SCORE 20
back inside i go! SCORE 16
would you like to join our party? SCORE 20
this sounds nice SCORE 25
conflict de-escalation parrot SCORE 35
there is no peace. only cat SCORE 26
wise words SCORE 3
clap on. clap off. SCORE 15
showtime SCORE 20
what the cool kids wore SCORE 28
attention hooman, assistance is requested SCORE 18
secret cats SCORE 40
silly kitty SCORE 16
fed to the rules and you hit the ground running SCORE 22
yin and yangeroni with cheese SCORE 19
the start to any good detective story SCORE 33
my money is on beetlejuice SCORE 34
it’s morphin time SCORE 24
technically true SCORE 33
i am enough SCORE 20
for glory! SCORE 22
spaghetti appointment SCORE 31
zamunda forever SCORE 15
we’re all just living tamagotchis SCORE 14
