The only Harlem Shake that I approve of. SCORE 253
Daryl on an actual zombie apocalypse. SCORE 197
I once had a goldfish who would break dance on the carpet… SCORE 194
Ladies… SCORE 173
How people see me. SCORE 234
I hate that feeling. SCORE 223
We may be stupid and fat, but I know an insult when I see one. SCORE 297
A forever puppy! SCORE 390
The tragedy of Africa. SCORE 155
What slouch skinny jeans look like. SCORE 273
Princess Darth Vader. SCORE 288
I used to be a people person… SCORE 131
Just Bill Murray SCORE 12
Please be troll. SCORE 194
What I imagine people watching me play Pokemon on the subway are thinking. SCORE 198
I’m not sure what to believe anymore. SCORE 390
Surely Im not the only one.. SCORE 174
Rethink your drink. SCORE 152
Beyonce’s zoo shoes. SCORE -261
There’s plenty of fish in the sea. SCORE 84
You know you’re nothing without me! SCORE 1
New books. SCORE 200
Friends. SCORE 215
I did Nazi that coming… SCORE 193
Seems legit. SCORE 150
Sadly, I can relate. SCORE 147
Your math teacher is a liar. SCORE 176
How I cook pizza at home. SCORE 226
Root beer, squared. SCORE 311
I never run with scissors. SCORE 175
What you never knew you never knew, about Pocahontas. SCORE 193
I love you. SCORE 20
