U wanna pizza me? SCORE 181
Cats are jerks. SCORE 138
YOLO. SCORE 128
Hey, I just met you. SCORE 124
Do want. SCORE 248
Bad Joke Eel strikes again. SCORE 157
Oh really? SCORE 174
My life is a constant battle… SCORE 230
Every time… SCORE 142
Hello, Turtle? SCORE 217
No matter how bad your day seems… SCORE 167
Bikini season is right around the corner! SCORE 144
Dog logic. SCORE 281
Chase all the strings! SCORE 127
Hawkward. SCORE 270
Did you know? SCORE 233
It’s true. SCORE 208
Cat’s resume. SCORE 109
How I feel about people that say “YOLO.” SCORE 207
When I’m feeling sick… SCORE 180
Just discovered TV show that’s been running for 5 years. SCORE 297
There are plenty of fish in the sea. SCORE 211
Anatomy of a Slurpee. SCORE 247
Reading yoga. SCORE 223
Every public bathroom ever. SCORE 229
Every time. SCORE 182
Cats are jerks. SCORE 218
When someone turns on the lights when I’m sleeping. SCORE 272
I > You. SCORE 272
How politics work. SCORE 298
Scumbag Golden Retriever. SCORE 255
On the one hand. SCORE 126
