wrong place, wrong time SCORE 38
this can’t be a real sign, can it? SCORE 49
unprofessional or brilliant? SCORE 56
never stop trying, Ramen! SCORE 43
you can pet bears, but you really shouldn’t SCORE 36
but you both still like each other anyway SCORE 31
you learn something new everyday SCORE 45
there were no survivors SCORE 37
he regrets going to the gym SCORE 32
i am this dog SCORE 20
my brain does this everytime SCORE 36
i wonder what she was dreaming about SCORE 30
i want bill gates to pay off my student loans SCORE 79
i know the feeling well SCORE 31
important psa SCORE 44
I’d buy the mayo SCORE 32
live your life to impress yourself SCORE 48
bad ass SCORE 38
this is a really spicy take SCORE 46
she pretended not to know them and took an uber home SCORE 35
5 days a week SCORE 45
reverse psychology on another level SCORE 37
protect this baby elephant at all costs SCORE 50
I did not choose these seats SCORE 39
too late SCORE 38
dads always fall in love with the pet they claim not to want SCORE 19
oh wow SCORE 49
there has never been a more perfect name for a group of animals SCORE 34
is that not why we eat them? SCORE 31
dad joke level expert. waka waka waka! SCORE 45
freestyle acupuncture SCORE 36
he made his choice SCORE 43
