What if the alien guy isn’t crazy? SCORE 272
Probiotics. SCORE 212
Scumbag dingoes! SCORE 203
You don’t say? SCORE 261
Hey Jackie, check me out! SCORE 203
Turkey dubstep. SCORE 220
Oh, you want to sneak out? SCORE 244
Silly puppy, chocolate is for humans. SCORE 300
That’s my arse! SCORE 209
Call me maybe… PSYCH! SCORE 162
Meanwhile in Russia. SCORE 106
Butterflies in my stomach. SCORE 182
Kermit in real life. SCORE 270
How to be a panda. SCORE 239
Dinosaur! SCORE 107
I think I have scoliosis. SCORE 304
So much irony. SCORE 279
You know what’s cool? SCORE 189
Why I never get the job. SCORE 181
My laziness. SCORE 173
Forgiveness. SCORE 97
Kids on leashes. SCORE 294
The Data Sutra. SCORE 153
Scumbag death. SCORE 237
Strong words, IHOP. SCORE 202
Like a boss. SCORE 267
There are two sides to every story. SCORE 288
Why I never get the job. SCORE 178
ILY. SCORE 221
There are dozens of us. SCORE 150
The moment you remember the homework you forgot to do. SCORE 280
Mario’s mistake. SCORE 186
