My wife have been waiting for this Halloween since we first heard we were having twin girls. SCORE 88
Highschool wasn’t so bad. SCORE 113
I’m in trouble deep. SCORE 68
I just found out my son is a 50 year old man stuck in a 7 year olds body. SCORE 76
For the larger pests among us. SCORE 72
Night at the Museum SCORE 67
You heard him correctly. SCORE 79
If There’s Something Strang In Your Neighborhood.. SCORE 76
Fake News SCORE 69
Witches Paddleboarding in Portland SCORE 103
Timing is Everything SCORE 91
Kids are bad at frisbee. SCORE 80
Daylight savings hours SCORE 88
There goes my plan for the day SCORE 58
I shall proclaim! SCORE 23
Tray-up biotch SCORE 81
When you’re pretty enough to take over a fashion show. SCORE 88
We are buds, but I am not your bro right now. SCORE 55
Proof that baseball can unite the worst of enemies SCORE 81
My one year old girl as Mental Hospital Ace Ventura SCORE 50
When Ya Mom Calls Your Name And U Fake Sleep… SCORE 70
It was my first time dressing up for Halloween since losing my eye so I used it to my advantage and dressed as Carl from TWD. SCORE 74
My son’s makeup SCORE 53
Busted. SCORE 56
Poking a hole in an owl SCORE 82
Visited France and went on a tour of castles in the Loire Valley. This dog was hanging out the window staring longingly. Everyone left the tour to give him pets. 10/10 good castle boy. SCORE 95
Bunch O’ Beckys SCORE 59
me hoy minoy SCORE 65
Really methed up SCORE 72
Diggy hole, diggy hole. SCORE 47
Tha Bluetooth Device Has Cannected SCORE 24
My Work attire 1990 vs 2018 SCORE 62
