Puppy! SCORE 107
Every time. SCORE 123
Rock bottom. SCORE 295
How the internet works. SCORE 181
Unless it’s piss. SCORE 145
40 years later. SCORE 121
Your coffee is ready. SCORE 144
What I think when people stare at me. SCORE 137
Drama! SCORE 172
Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today. SCORE 114
Guys listen… SCORE 170
Don’t touch my cake SCORE 256
Grass Fence SCORE 215
Ten-foot poles. SCORE 112
No. SCORE 88
China vs Germany SCORE 294
Dis cat cray. SCORE 108
The gun lamp. SCORE 53
Origami for absolute beginners. SCORE 144
Accurate. SCORE 174
I’m sure I saw a mouse up here somewhere… SCORE 10
The months of the beard. SCORE 91
ACTUAL BUTTERFACE. SCORE 0
Dear Santa… SCORE 187
One Ring to rule them all… SCORE 7
TEQUILA MOCKINGBIRD SCORE 191
Scumbag Steve as a father. SCORE 137
BURN! SCORE 232
World’s best analrapist mug. SCORE 55
You’re leaving? SCORE 99
Bad time to be an unstable 13 year old or a weird mom. SCORE 257
Finally caught it. SCORE 134
