Welp. This is my life now. SCORE 40
When you were blinded by the light, but seem to be doing OK now… SCORE 47
The Motel 6 will provide. SCORE 65
The things we do for each other… SCORE 83
Nothing like a good trot in the snow… SCORE 69
The icon Target uses for onions at checkout SCORE 56
Inconceivable. SCORE 57
A lobsters life for me! SCORE 44
James Fridman teaches students what a cool teacher should look like SCORE 106
This breaks the cat. SCORE 68
Walk and talk its. SCORE 73
Exchanges with receipt only… SCORE 69
+ cry. SCORE 119
Self depracating life hacks. SCORE 95
This is what happens when you park in front of a fire hydrant. SCORE 79
Mama no. SCORE 52
This is advanced homelessness SCORE 39
Timeout buddy. SCORE 25
The life of a book. SCORE 74
Schrodinger’s Tupperware SCORE 49
Easily the most underrated line. SCORE 48
Can’t teach an old lady new friends. SCORE 77
Welcome! Our Kinder surrender checkpoints are your first stop, after which you are free to peruse our gun dispensaries… SCORE 72
Advanced Twitter SCORE 116
Oh my lawd. SCORE 79
Protect a tree with the corpses of his dead friends SCORE 39
Washer/dryer combo for sale SCORE 74
Challenge accepted… SCORE 63
Forbidden snack: The Banana Eel, named for its coloration and markings resembling a ripe banana SCORE 58
*smol crunches* SCORE 38
I GUESS SCORE 46
The word of the puppo SCORE 56
