Rub some bacon on it. SCORE 119
Soup remains your safest choice. SCORE 209
Cats are jerks. SCORE 152
You might be disappointed. SCORE 303
Pianists in Paris. SCORE 96
Cotton candy like a boss. SCORE 169
Every time. SCORE 182
They know! SCORE 313
Sky’s the limit. SCORE 186
Cats are jerks. SCORE 218
Hawkward. SCORE 270
When someone turns on the lights when I’m sleeping. SCORE 272
Well that escalated quickly. SCORE 152
The greatest mistake you can make. SCORE 139
Mister Rogers remixed. SCORE 226
Cinnamon Toast Crunch rap. SCORE 126
Hog heaven. SCORE 98
You’re wrong and I hate you. SCORE 159
Disney face swap. SCORE 219
Oops. SCORE 242
Tough call. SCORE 238
Misunderstood shark. SCORE 150
How I feel about people that say “YOLO.” SCORE 207
Dear Bell & Yellow Pages. SCORE 215
Truth. SCORE 239
Scumbag sea turtles. SCORE 240
I > You. SCORE 272
Does running away from problems count as exercise? SCORE 198
I love a man with a brain. SCORE 109
Monotony will kill you. SCORE 246
One of us won’t be leaving here alive. SCORE 218
Bros before Marios. SCORE 187
