
Human 101, do not touch the dinosaurs. SCORE 20

No, this is patrick SCORE 41

Olden but golden SCORE 19

Tubing down the riverrrrr. SCORE 34

*CRONCH* SCORE 26

Absolutely nothing could, or will, go wrong. SCORE 16

Kyle checking in. SCORE 30

I want to believe. SCORE 28

Ah. Seppuku it is… SCORE 16

When verified twitter goes to war… SCORE 56

Free toilet paper with purchase of this haunted house! SCORE 22

They take their drive-thru tacos very seriously. SCORE 22

Hello, old friend. SCORE 24

Movie Magic SCORE 27

In other news Musk Corp just acquired Coca Cola SCORE 23

We’re never going to recover from this. SCORE 10

Not gonna happen, Deb. SCORE 35

WELL THEN SCORE 17

I would eat them. SCORE 41

OK but have you seen those n a c h o s? SCORE 14

It’s all good. SCORE 49

Trying to be relatable is cute. SCORE 28

A well timed dear fact. SCORE 23

OK BUT DID YOU EVEN COUNT THE WORDS? SCORE 25

Clear this up for me. SCORE 39

Hey at least you’re not in jail yet… right? SCORE 12

The time to eat has arrived. SCORE 20

the darkest time is all the time. SCORE 43

treat? SCORE 25

Extreme snow shoveling. SCORE 47

It’s not safe to look that similar to iced cream… SCORE 23

I didn’t realize you could lease a falcon. SCORE 29