Buckle up… SCORE 16
Doughnuts on the side, probably. SCORE 24
My cheesecake cracked into a Pi. SCORE 22
When life gives you lemons…? SCORE 21
ANGST SCORE 18
Ode to the parent. SCORE 26
Get no respect around here… SCORE 20
Touch the butt! SCORE 28
Jalapeño flavored M SCORE 11
Cousin of Crentist the Dentist. SCORE 21
You’ve tweeted your last twet. SCORE 23
Passion is passion, whoever you are. SCORE 26
The Bees, please… SCORE 18
Stolen valor… SCORE 23
Harry Potter Was Christian SCORE 22
High tech snac SCORE 7
Dick The Halls With Boughs Of Holly… SCORE 20
It’s all about frozen this year… SCORE 18
The Snitch is breakfast. SCORE 24
G’day, Paul. SCORE 22
HJÖNK SCORE 23
Get ya’ head out the gutter. SCORE 21
Feel everything, occaisionally. SCORE 19
It’s just b- roll… SCORE 23
In Mexico, crosswalk man has a hat and a dog SCORE 19
He’s so proud of his new job making meownimum wage. SCORE 30
Look what you’ve done to the children… SCORE 17
There is a road in France called passage du gois, which can only be used twice a day for a few hours. Then it disappears under 13 feet of water. SCORE 23
I did it! SCORE 17
Utah Transit Authority sign on a train SCORE 19
4th grade me coming back to school from my doctors appointment SCORE 21
Weaponized airbags OR This airbag succulents. SCORE 13
