these lifehacks need to stop SCORE 32
i spent hours making it comfy, why can’t i enjoy it? SCORE 18
feeling a bit called out rn SCORE 24
this pun lacks drive SCORE 15
have a good one eh SCORE 17
at least he wasn’t a stickler SCORE 0
how do you do, younglings SCORE 14
the most dangerous weapon of them all SCORE 22
just give me a few moments to remember it… SCORE 19
plz stahp SCORE 8
but what about the genus of squirrel… SCORE 39
REPENT, SINNERS SCORE 16
we need to decriminalize onions SCORE 21
and you still end up blanking until 3am SCORE 35
finally, a heart i deserve SCORE 15
i have been betrayed and abandoned SCORE 22
what a helpful lass SCORE 27
perfectly captured the sound I make when my alarm wakes me up SCORE 29
we are all connected SCORE 16
now that’s a good deal SCORE 5
i am become the haggard old SCORE 36
nothing like being roasted by a teacher SCORE 25
and yet i see clearer than ever before SCORE -1
i guess jesus christ wood SCORE 15
got any of them artifacts SCORE 37
hold up a sec… SCORE 11
thou shalt be my date SCORE 0
a genius idea SCORE 24
all you can do is give a thumbs up SCORE 14
the childhood loophole SCORE 17
ah, the ol’ family road trip… SCORE 5
its the parent tax SCORE 12
