happens to me all the time smh SCORE 12
i meannnnn SCORE 0
women have such unrealistically high expectations smh SCORE 20
the worst is when you’re driving and the sound is tires screeching or sirens SCORE 24
from 0-existential dread real quick SCORE 24
it started on a monday night… SCORE -5
one happy smiley man SCORE 26
does cornbread look like a liar to you? SCORE 29
barts beware SCORE 11
this is how we unlock inter-dimensional travel SCORE -5
10000% agree SCORE 18
a proposition: we could, if we dared, try to use both – but only if it works; which doesn’t happen SCORE 10
no one can roast you better than your mom SCORE 23
100/100 design and marketing SCORE 19
monica out here with telepathic waves of doom SCORE 24
that’s a cute thought <3 SCORE 64
that cat is living its best life SCORE 18
i said what i said SCORE 30
i would just shrivel up and die SCORE 24
it’s me, i’m the mf SCORE 14
i wonder what makes them more money to air SCORE 15
i need some bethamphetamine SCORE 28
a kat burglar SCORE 17
it means you’re fruity, delicious, and a force of nature SCORE 15
but do all 10 dentists recommend it…? SCORE 8
ah yes, bread-spiced cheese SCORE 12
when the only thing that changed in your life was where you worked SCORE 26
the good life SCORE 39
need eat the cöld SCORE 16
oh nO SCORE 51
there has to be balance SCORE 36
one might say it’s my main talent SCORE 21
