Tom Cruise wins. SCORE 162
The Fresh Prince of Downton Abbey. SCORE 200
I know that feel bro. SCORE 304
The truth. SCORE 259
Scumbag cats. SCORE 195
Past-me vs. present-me. SCORE 179
You never get over being shot in the head. SCORE 333
A matter of perspective. SCORE 357
The only reason for time. SCORE 238
The cutest dictator. SCORE 137
Ten feet closer to the sun. SCORE 460
Changed your Facebook status. SCORE 257
Typing out “Yeah.” SCORE 215
Lady Troopers. SCORE 201
I give top-koality hugs. SCORE 147
I do this every time. SCORE 253
Free bungee jumping. SCORE 255
This is my jam! SCORE 257
If a deep sea diver’s pump fails. SCORE 170
Thermalchromatic urinal. SCORE 241
A homing pigeon! SCORE 264
Every 60 seconds in Africa. SCORE 251
Lasers are amazing. SCORE 266
The Ovengers. SCORE 248
How do you answer the phone? SCORE 311
Table juggling is awesome. SCORE 176
What you want at that age. SCORE 297
I just want someone who… SCORE 203
Are we there yet? SCORE 197
Tested on animals! SCORE 318
Sharks aren’t so bad… SCORE 286
A message from your kids’ teachers. SCORE 162