
the box isn’t edible? SCORE 7

being a rug would be easier SCORE 11

what’s the location? SCORE 30

satisfaction SCORE 4

earth sandwich SCORE 36

how to pet a dog SCORE 16

take all my money SCORE 17

myself, obviously SCORE 32

ankle tattoos SCORE 27

not yet SCORE 19

wrong on so many levels SCORE 6

this needs to be in a fast and furious movie SCORE 6

all the yes SCORE 16

the lord’s carbs SCORE 15

am i a pig? SCORE 12

whoops SCORE 6

drunk drama SCORE 9

drunk humming bird SCORE 34

the movie makes itself SCORE 16

evil underpants SCORE 28

bologna! SCORE 18

tall cat vs pile of cat SCORE 18

it was just a nap SCORE 20

give the church cat time to adjust SCORE 35

choose your own speed SCORE 21

false advertising SCORE 9

i have cats SCORE 9

they would breed SCORE 25

delicates SCORE 3

the worst character SCORE 24

404 error SCORE 8

the real reason to own a phone book SCORE 23