You can’t just do that to the doge, lady. SCORE 24
Paradoxical Revenge SCORE 31
Trust no one. SCORE 16
Behind the scenes is just awful. SCORE 17
Look at you and your wisdom teeth… SCORE 32
More like swallow whole, amiright? SCORE 19
A hundred thousand lawyers, probably. SCORE 18
Well placed credit card advertisement… SCORE 13
You is beautiful, and all that jazz, baby. SCORE 16
Welp, off to save the world! SCORE 16
Australian diver spots fish rocking a gold wedding ring in the Pacific Ocean… and it’s beautiful. SCORE 21
What a dream job… SCORE 31
When art mimics life. SCORE 27
It’s me millionth dollar! ARH ARH ARH ARH ARH SCORE 21
Oh lawdy we growing up… SCORE 29
Miracles happened here… SCORE 10
got ‘eeeeeeeeem SCORE 18
Entitlement comes easy! SCORE 40
How to make the world your focus group… SCORE 16
Never underestimate your future earnings potential, though. SCORE 33
I like a picnic, periodically. SCORE 17
Tattoo first… SCORE 31
It’s DoorDash dinner tonight, ancient children… SCORE 32
also cuter than you… SCORE 27
Just older brother things… SCORE 23
It is… the Google way. SCORE 26
The contrast is palpable. SCORE 11
I wonder if they gave their two weeks… SCORE 25
It’s more of a canon, no? SCORE 28
I promise it’s not a pyramid scheme… SCORE 35
#eatthetaska SCORE 30
Find a balance that suits you. SCORE 26