Tubing down the riverrrrr. SCORE 34
Movie Magic SCORE 27
the darkest time is all the time. SCORE 41
I would eat them. SCORE 41
No, this is patrick SCORE 41
Olden but golden SCORE 19
We’re never going to recover from this. SCORE 10
When verified twitter goes to war… SCORE 56
Hello, old friend. SCORE 24
OK but have you seen those n a c h o s? SCORE 14
I want to believe. SCORE 28
Absolutely nothing could, or will, go wrong. SCORE 16
Trying to be relatable is cute. SCORE 28
Human 101, do not touch the dinosaurs. SCORE 20
OK BUT DID YOU EVEN COUNT THE WORDS? SCORE 25
*happy jedi noises* SCORE 20
Not gonna happen, Deb. SCORE 35
WELL THEN SCORE 17
Free toilet paper with purchase of this haunted house! SCORE 22
I am so sure you get my point. SCORE 13
It’s not safe to look that similar to iced cream… SCORE 23
*CRONCH* SCORE 26
Ah. Seppuku it is… SCORE 16
Extreme snow shoveling. SCORE 47
A well timed dear fact. SCORE 23
treat? SCORE 25
Hey at least you’re not in jail yet… right? SCORE 12
The time to eat has arrived. SCORE 20
It’s all good. SCORE 49
They take their drive-thru tacos very seriously. SCORE 22
In other news Musk Corp just acquired Coca Cola SCORE 23
I didn’t realize you could lease a falcon. SCORE 29